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I would’ve rated this movie 5-stars if the poster/trailer/marketing hadn’t spoiled what would’ve been an epic fucking reveal had it happened mid-runtime. But it’s 2024 and we can’t have nice things.

A group of crime-friendly strangers are tasked with kidnapping a girl in exchange for a huge payout. But they end up being locked in a creepy mansion being hunted. And somehow you’ll laugh in between blood splatters the entire time because this flick is hella fun.

Rating: 4.0
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  • Director: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett
  • MPAA: R
  • Runtime: 1h 49m
  • Year: 2024
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  • Reason: If you were interested because you knew this was about a vampire, but were surprised with a healthy dose of humor amongst the gore…
  • Suggestion: … meet Renfield.

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Rated E for comic mischief.

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